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The Most Expensive Vehicle has the Right of Way

admin — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 23:42:37 +0000

Sectioin 21A, Paragraph 6: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expensive vehicle has the right of way.

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The Loophole. A popular hangout for attorneys.

admin — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 23:41:47 +0000

The Loophole. A popular hangout for attorneys.

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I leave my cheating husband my billion dollar estate

admin — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 23:41:16 +0000

And in her will she states: I leave my cheating husband my billion dollar estate. In the event of his sudden and violent death, my fortune will be turned over to my crazy Uncle Joe.

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How Tax Laws are Written

admin — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 23:40:32 +0000

Are you guys done yet? Washington is demanding those revisions. It’s hard to type with my nose. Paragraph 135b, go to section 121-3 and multiply your income by our chart of numbers picked out of a hat… How tax laws are written.

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I wish you had tried to screw me this much while we were married

admin — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 23:39:44 +0000

I wish you had tried to screw me this much while we were married.

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Child Custody Following an Especially Difficult Divorce

admin — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 23:39:13 +0000

Following an especially difficult divorce.

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Remember the alimony!

admin — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 23:38:37 +0000

Remember the alimony!

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Are we talking formal divorce or just separation?

admin — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 23:38:01 +0000

Are we talking formal divorce or just separation… Formal divorce. I say 2 years, but you give me odds if it’s annulled. You’re on.

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Oh. The store is closed?

admin — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 23:36:59 +0000

Oh. The store is closed?

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Land of the free – yeah, sure

admin — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 23:36:29 +0000

Land of the free – yeah, sure, unless you kill someone…

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