How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One; the lawyer holds it while the rest of the world revolves around him.
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points.
Dec 27
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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What’s the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon?
The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes.
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What’s the difference between lawyers and buzzards?
Lawyers have removable wing tips.
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What’s the definition of a lawyer?
A mouth with a life support system.
Dec 27
What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
No changes occur.
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What’s the difference between God and an attorney?
God doesn’t think he’s an attorney.
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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?
Never enough.
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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they’d rather keep their clients in the dark.
