Lawyer Jokes and Cartoons » Personal Injury http://www.lawyer-jokes.us Lawyer humor, jokes, and cartoons Fri, 21 Oct 2011 03:55:38 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? http://www.lawyer-jokes.us/humor/159 http://www.lawyer-jokes.us/humor/159#comments Sun, 27 Dec 2009 01:07:01 +0000 admin http://localhost/?p=159 How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?

Three–one to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company.

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An ambulance stopped suddenly.

]]> http://www.lawyer-jokes.us/humor/157/feed 0 A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway http://www.lawyer-jokes.us/humor/123 http://www.lawyer-jokes.us/humor/123#comments Sat, 26 Dec 2009 23:59:57 +0000 admin http://localhost/?p=123 A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.

“I’m an attorney,” the wincing man said, “and this is going to cost you $5000.”

“I’m sorry, I’m really sorry,” the concerned golfer replied. “But I did yell ‘fore’.”

“I’ll take it,” the attorney said.

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