Talking Lawyer - Yes, all lawyers talk - and you can't listen to this one without smiling, we guarantee it. Taking advantage of technology, this lawyer boasts in an amazingly clear voice. "This is an outrage!" And with another slight touch, "My client is innocent!" And, "I'll see you in court!" And then, "Pay up, ya deadbeat!" The perfect lawyer meeting gift or favor. 7" H. Made of heavy 100% cotton.

Talking Lawyer
Item #0072 - $16.5

Talking Doctor - Yes, it's the Talking Doctor. He's small but just FULL of medical advice! Push his stomach, and in a gruff (but kindly) voice, he delivers four fundamental medical statements: "Bend over and relax," "This won't hurt," "Ooops!....Oh, oh," and the clincher "Hope you have insurance!" The Talking Doctor is a terrific gift for doctors, nurses, or anyone associated with the medical profession. 7" tall.

Talking Doctor
Item #0167 - $16.5

Talking Judge -

Our judge, with gavel in hand,states in a courtly voice: "Order in the court!" Followed by: "Rules are meant to be followed" and "Motion Denied" and ending with: "Bailiff, Cuff Em!!" Perfect judge meeting gift or favor. 7" H. Made of heavy 100% cotton.

Talking Judge
Item #0171 - $16.5

Talking Dentist - Our Brand New Pocket Professional: The Talking Dentist

Yep, he's a Dentist! We guarantee that dentists everywhere will enjoy this great gag gift. The latest profession to be canonized by the folks that created our best selling Talking Lawyer , Doctor, and Real Estate Agent. The Talking Dentist sports a twang that has "Transylvanian" overtones as he utters his professional advice "Open wide", "You need to floss more", "You don't need novacaine for this!", and "Stop squirming, it will only make it worse!". We agree that our dentist sounds a bit sinister - but always great fun! Made of heavy cotton and stands 7" H.

Talking Dentist
Item # 0174 - $16.5