Non-Illegitimi Cap II - What phrase better describes the sentiments of all frustrated lawyers?

"Non Illegitimi Carborundum" (Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down) subtly embroidered above a tasteful emblem. The emblem features classic wreath design with an embroidered "NIC". Ideal for wear on the golf course, boating, or just kicking around! Soft 100% cotton. Adjustable strap for correct sizing - will fit both men and women. Khaki with forest green trim. This is an updated style from that carried for several years. The bill is longer and the style matches that now worn.

Non Illegitimi Cap II
Item #0785 - $24.95

Non Illegitimi Tie - (Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down). Our most popular tie that's appropriate for ALL Professionals. Red lettering with gold on a crisp navy blue background. 55" long. 4" wide. 100% silk.
Made by Alynn Neckwear.

Non Illegitimi Tie
Item #0908 - $34.5

Non-Illegitimi Polo Shirt - We have added our popular "NIC" cap logo to this top quality 100% heavyweight cotton shirt. Some at first might think "NIC" stands for some exclusive club. We know better. Latest styling. Double needle stitching throughout. Great color combinations - burgundy and black on stone. Sizes M, L, XL, and XXL.

Non Illegitimi Polo Shirt
Item #8120 - $40