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Lawyer Gifts

Are We Lost Car Mats - Are We Lost??!!

Remind you of someone? Of course it does! Perfect gift for most spouses and certain friends. Mat is made from 100% Olefin tm Indoor/Outdoor carpet for great wear. Painted with color-fast inks. 26" X 16 1/2".

Car Mats - Are we Lost!
Item #0010 - $19.95

Personalized Legal Stamp - All countries issue stamps to honor special people. Now, you can issue one to commemorate your lawyer. Matted and framed in a mahogany-finish solid wood. Comes ready to hang. Outside dimensions including frame are 9 1/4" x 11 1/2". Actual image size measures 3 2/4" x 5". Allow 2 weeks for delivery. Personalization may be up to a maximum of 18 characters and spaces.

Please note that this item is not available for Air delivery.

Personalized Legal Stamp
Item #0092F - $50

Legal Advice Dice - At last, a low-cost quick way to give advice. State the issue, then roll the dice...either one at a time or together. "SUE", "SETTLE", "BEG", "LIE", "SHOOT", "ASK MOM" combine with "ASAP!", "LATER", "SOON", "MAYBE", "NOW", and "NEVER". Two 1-1/3" square dice are hand-crafted from fine Eastern white maple. Comes with a "lawyer-blue" cotton suede drawstring pouch with gold stamped lettering.

Legal Advice Dice
Item # 0246 - $25

Wingtips Optional CD - A CD by Bob Noone and the Well Hung Jury

Hooray!!!! A CD from Bob Noone! More musical wit from this "Perry Mason of Parody". Bob (a lawyer himself) is a master of looking at the lighter side of the modern day legal scene. Offerings include: "Barrister Blues Bar & Grill", "Mommas Don't Let You're Babies Grow-up To Be Lawyers", "Mylanta-ville", and much more. Ideal for office parties and places where legal folks gather.

Wingtips Optional
Item #0440 - $19.95

So Help Me Cod Apron - Your Chef Will Love This Apron!

The creative minds at Hatley(tm)have come up with this great saying. Sure to bring proper attention to any chef or barbecue master. Trout featured in fantastic color and detail on natural color heavy duty 100% cotton. Measures 32 3/4" X 26 1/2".

So Help Me Cod Apron
Item #0722 - $22.5

Gift Certificate - Give A Gift Certificate!!!

Not sure about a gift? What do you give to that hard-to-shop-for person who has everything? Send a For Counsel gift certificate!!! You may purchase our gift certificates for any amount with no expiration date. Just give us the name and address of the giftee in the ship to address on checkout and we will send them a personalized certificate along with our latest catalog. We'll even include a handwritten gift message! A perfect gift that's sure to please.

Purchase in multiples of $10. For example, if you want to purchase a gift certificate for $50, purchase a quantity of five. Or in the gift message make a note to us as to the amount you would like to purchase. Ignore the shipping charge at checkout, we will deduct this before charging your card.

Gift Certificate
Item #0778 - $10

Courthouse Blues CD - Lawyer Music from Delaware?

Yes, this CD is straight from the Delaware Bar! Songs such as Courthouse Blues, Squid Pro Quo and Rush to Judgment, Rogues without Brogues are played and sung by lawyers and friends. Lots of guitar and "old-time music. You'll like this one.

Courthouse Blues CD
Item #0823 - $19.95

Personalized Gourmet Cutting Board - Personalize Your Gourmet Cutting Board

Hang this one in your kitchen--or office. Choose two lines of text to fit around our vegetable collage. Use names, titles, sayings--all we ask is that each line, at the top and bottom, not exceed 18 characters and spaces. Ours is a functional solid hard wood cutting board -- 11 3/4" X 4 3/4". Allow 2 weeks for delivery.

Personalized Cutting Board
Item #0858 - $24.95

Lawyer Shaker Set - Lawyer Shaker Set

What, you might ask, are these? Pat Down Legal Rub? Shake Down Legal Dust? Actually, the first is a specially prepared meat rub--pick up the meat, slap it around and pat it down with this superb blend of peppers, garlic, Chile Caribe, sugar and Habanero Chiles. The second, specially blended to get your taste buds going is like a general seasoning salt with chile pepper--only much much better. The Pat Down is 6 oz. and the Shake Down is 2 oz. Great Set! Great Gift.

Lawyer Shaker Set
Item #1310 - $12.5

Legal Rush Coffee Beans - Get Your Motor Running Quickly

If you want to get your favorite lawyer going in the morning, provide this blend of fine legal beans from Tanzania and Mexican organic. Give with a card saying "Use these and court victories assured!" 1 lb. package with resealable tape.

Legal Rush Coffee Beans
Item #1312 - $12.5

HOT Lawyer's Nuts - Grab Some Now!

Wow! These are wonderful. Take some peanuts and dust them with special spices and herbs (black pepper, garlic, Chile Caribe, habenero peppers are spices and herbs) and you'll have a delightful concoction which you won't be able to put down. Perfect to encourage imbibing your favorite beverage. 8 oz. Great gift.

Hot Lawyer's Nuts
Item #1320 - $12.5

Male Lawyer Shelf Sitter -

Male Lawyer Shelf Sitter

This wonderfully whimsical lawyer will fit right in on table, desk or bookshelf. Lawyer is hand-painted. Great detail. See the scales, brief case and red rep tie. Made from pressed poly resin firmo clay. 7" X 3 1/2" X 4". Chair not included. A fun decorative gift.

Male Lawyer Shelf Sitter
Item #1380 - $29.95

Female Lawyer Shelf Sitter -

Female Lawyer Shelf Sitter

This wonderfully whimsical lawyer will fit right in on table, desk or bookshelf. Lawyer is hand-painted. Great detail. See the diamond (faux)earrings and ring, gold (faux) necklace, scales, and brief case. Made from pressed poly resin firmo clay. 6" X 3" X 4". Chair not included. A fun decorative gift.

Female Lawyer Shelf Sitter
Item #1381 - $29.95

Lawyer Marinade & BBQ Sauce - Shyster Barbecue Sauce & Alimony Antidote Marinade

Truly great products in attention getting bottles. Perfect gift for the hard to please attorney. The Marinade (14oz) label not only tells you what a tasty product it is but has a woman saying "I'll Only Settle For The Marinade". The BBQ Sauce also has a fine label with the lawyer saying "Holy Habanero Halitosis!" You will like these!

Lawyer Marinade & BBQ Sauce
Item #1558 - $22.95

Lawyer Hot Sauce Collection - Our Sauce Collection will Gratify Your Palate and Your Legal Funny Bone!

You'll buy this trio of gourmet hot sauces once for the catchy label, then you'll buy them again and again because they're so good! California attorney Wendall Peters has taken the fiery foods industry by storm with his multi award winning sauces that combine his own fantastic recipes with a law-oriented theme. Specially boxed in a set of three - you'll be delighted with these handy 6 oz. bottles of "Lawyer's Breath Hot Sauce", "Contempt of Court Pepper Sauce", and the tasty "Under the Influence Tomatillo Sauce". Guaranteed to be made with the finest ingredients available! Use the Hot Sauce just like a condiment - it adds a zesty zip to almost any food category. Try the Pepper Sauce for stir frying, appetizers, or add a few drops for spicing up a ho hum salad. The Tomatillo Sauce is a delicious way to add a little zing to cooked meats, rice, or potatoes. Let your imagination guide you - these are the best sauces you'll find. Gift boxed.

Lawyer Hot Sauce Collection
Item #1560 - $22.95

Legal Margarita Glasses - Fun, Festive, and Made JUST for YOU

Classy and conversational, our exclusively designed margarita glasses for legal professionals will be the hit of any gathering and the crowning touch for a festive table setting. A fabulous gift item for that "hard to buy for" professional on your list. Glasses are all creatively painted by talented artists and twice glazed for a durable long lasting finish. Quality constructed to endure the rigors of everyday use. Each colorful margarita style stem with legal symbols is 6" H. and holds a generous 16 oz. Great for dessert use as well. Hand wash. Handsomely gift boxed in set of two. Glasses come directly from artist's studio, allow 2-3 weeks for delivery.

Legal Margarita Glasses - Set of 2
Item #1561 - $48.5

Legal Wine Glasses - Fun, Festive, and Made JUST for YOU

Classy and conversational, our exclusively designed wine glasses for legal professionals will be the hit of any gathering and the crowning touch for a festive table setting. A fabulous gift item for that "hard to buy for" professional on your list. Glasses are all creatively painted by talented artists and twice glazed for a durable long lasting finish. Quality constructed to endure the rigors of everyday use. Each elegantly embellished black and gold wine glass with legal symbols is 8" H. and holds a generous 16 oz. Great for dessert use as well. Hand wash. Handsomely gift boxed in set of two. Glasses come directly from artist's studio, allow 2-3 weeks for delivery.

Legal Wine Glasses - Set of 2
Item #1563 - $48.5

Lawyer Holiday Martini Glasses / Set of 2 - Holiday Martini Glasses "YULE" Love!

What a FABULOUS gift for a lawyer! Our Holiday Martini glasses are the perfect finishing touch for Christmas gatherings or those special quiet times in front of a cozy fire. Each glass is hand painted and twice glazed with a holly leaf, berry, and snow design intertwined around a justice scale. Glasses are quality made - elegant yet substantial and hold a full 8 oz. Safety rim edge. Hand wash. Gift boxed in sets of two. Glasses come directly from artist's studio, allow 2 weeks for delivery.

(OS)Lawyer Holiday Martini Glasses / Set of 2
Item #1566 - $48.5

Teacher Watch - Fun Watch For Your Teacher

It doesn't have to be a Rolex to be a great gift! This watch tells a story -about YOUR profession. Individually designed and handcrafted in the Atlanta studio of artist Carole De Woskin Spilberg. The watch face is a charming and clever vignette featuring hand painted miniatures and backgrounds. Note the uniqueness and precision. The watch has a dependable quartz movement (made in Japan), Italian leather band, and a one year warranty. Packaged in a gold gift box with gold bow - ready to give. 1 1/2" diameter clock face with 9" band.

Teacher Watch
Item #1595 - $50

Lawyer Calendar 2004 - This calendar is guaranteed to give you a laugh a day. (Except, hopefully, the Golf Tip calendar.) All come with standard gift box. 5" x 5" x 1 5/8"