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Old Barrister's Drinking Society Sign - The Old Barrister's Drinking Society Sign

Great decor for den or game room, this hardwood sign reflects a feeling of old world charm. Hand painted with the following wording "The Old Barrister's Drinking Society - Joie et Sante Bonne - Members Only - Storytelling every night". Sign measures 24"H X 18"W. Available with optional personalized nameboard that has your name on first line and "Proprietor & Bouncer" on second line. Namboard measures 5 1/2"H X 18"W. Not recommended for outside use. Made in the USA. Allow 2 to 3 weeks for delivery. - $25

Kiss All the Lawyers - A retake on Shakespeare's oft quoted lines because it's ALWAYS the right time to say something positive to your favorite lawyer. Here's an easy way to show your sentiments. Each sign is made of birch or poplar, at least one inch thick. Handsomely framed in rustic antiqued molded wood and then handpainted. Size is 15 3/4"W x 7"H.

Please allow 2-3 weeks for delivery.

Kiss All The Lawyers Sign Item #3021 - $35

I Love My Dog - A sentiment that's uttered endlessly in EVERY profession. This sign is for every lawyer who knows the value of a canine buddy. Size is 13-1/2" x 11". Complete with scale and paw prints.
I Love My Dog Item # 9008 - $35

Please Don't Tell Mom - Please Don't Tell Mom.

A humorous sign perfect for dens or inner offices,you can be the judge for its location. Regardless, a great seller that has found its way into the surroundings and wall d'cor of many lawyers. Made of solid wood and hand painted in a rustic country style. Size measures 14" H. X 11" W. Allow 2 weeks for delivery.

Please Don't Tell Mom Sign
Item #9014 - $45

Serious Golfer Sign - Serious Golfer Sign

Handcrafted rustic wood sign that's perfect for any golf enthusiast. Sign reads "This is the office of a Serious Golfer - Please excuse my occasional daydreaming." Measures 7"H X 18"L in a semi circular shape. Handpainted. For inside use only. Made in the USA. (Allow 2-3 weeks for delivery.)

Serious Golfer Sign

Item #9025 - $40

Avid Golfer Sign - Avid Golfer Sign

A terrific sign for the golfer that just might explain their absence at the office. Handcrafted rustic wood sign reads "Public Notice - This is the office of an AVID GOLFER. If it's a nice day, chances are good I won't be here." Sign measures 14"H X 11"W. Recommended for inside use only. Made in the USA.

Avid Golfer Sign
Item #9026 - $35

Gone Golfing Sign - Gone Golfing Sign

A sign that's straight to the point "Gone Golfing". Every golfer needs this one for home & office! Rustic wooden sign.Hand painted. Size is 7 1/4"H X 16"W. Inside use only.

Gone Golfing Sign
Item #9028 - $35

Have You Hugged Your Lawyer Sign - Have You Hugged Your Lawyer Today? Sign

Add a warm touch to your lawyer's office or study with this rustic hardwood sign. Hand painted with the question "Have you hugged your lawyer today?" A much needed reminder that your lawyer will appreciate. Sign is 7"H X 16"W. Not recommended for outside use. Made in the USA. Allow 2 to 3 weeks for delivery.

Have You Hugged Your Lawyer Sign
Item #9031 - $35

Available for Match Golf Sign - Available for Match or Medal Golf Sign

Large handcrafted and hand painted wooden sign that reads "Avid, but fun loving Golfer available for match or medal - lessons & tips on form given (1 hour - 25 cents) No cussing, drinking, or club throwing allowed during play." Available with or without personalized name board. Measures 18"H X 24"W. Optional name board is hand painted with your name and title "Pro". Name board is 5 1/2"H X 18"W. Recommended for inside use only. Made in the USA. (Allow 2-3 weeks for delivery.)

Available for Match Golf Sign - Item #9029
Personalized Nameboard - Item #9021 - $110


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Last Updated November 26, 2007