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I knew sidebar had gone too far when even box of tabs started looking relevant to the closing argument.
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What you will find Short, clean jokes that are easy to read out loud, copy into a chat, or send to a friend.
Where to go next If one lane feels especially familiar, jump from here into courtroom, billing, contracts, or law school.
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Worth a look
Courtroom
I knew sidebar had gone too far when even yellow pad started looking relevant to the sidebar drama.
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Worth a look
Courtroom
Setup
"Can you make the bench memo shorter?" asked Avery.
Punchline
"Sure," said the jury foreperson, "right after we stop making the objection longer."
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