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How do you tell if it is REALLY cold outside?

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  • April 7, 2010

How do you tell if it is REALLY cold outside? A lawyer has his hands in his own pockets

How can you spot a lawyer or politician walking down the street?

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  • April 7, 2010

How can you spot a lawyer or politician walking down the street? He will have his hands in someone else’s pockets.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

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  • December 27, 2009
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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one… Read More »How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

  • by admin
  • December 27, 2009

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, lawyers only screw us.

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

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  • December 27, 2009

What’s wrong with lawyer jokes? Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and nobody else thinks they’re jokes.

Why have some cities outlawed lawyers from going to the beach?

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  • December 27, 2009

Why have some cities outlawed lawyers from going to the beach? Because the cats keep trying to bury them in the sand.

If you are stranded on a desert island…

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  • December 27, 2009

If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two… Read More »If you are stranded on a desert island…

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

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  • December 27, 2009

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

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  • December 27, 2009

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.

Difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

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  • December 27, 2009

What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the… Read More »Difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

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