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I asked the bailiff a simple question about the closing argument.

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I got a witness prep sheet and a tone that suggested simple was not on the menu.

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Billing favorites

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Billing

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What does "quick fix" mean at the prebill meeting?

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First the realization chart, then a longer meeting about the budget variance.

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Billing

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"Can you make the budget variance sound clearer?" asked Taylor.

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"I can make it sound final," said the revenue manager.

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The only thing longer than the time narrative was the explanation for the narrative entry.

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Nobody at collections call ever says "here." They hand you the budget memo and transfer full responsibility for the prebill.

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