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I asked the bailiff a simple question about the closing argument.
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I got a witness prep sheet and a tone that suggested simple was not on the menu.
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What counts as progress at the jury box?
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When the deputy clerk stops revising the cross outline long enough to blame the closing argument.
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I knew the jury box had gone too far when even ladder started looking relevant to the testimony.
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"Can you make the sidebar drama sound clearer?" asked Taylor.
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"I can make it sound final," said the court reporter.
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