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Divorce favorites

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Divorce

At the parenting plan call, everything about the temporary order picks up three new names and one extra paragraph.

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Divorce

Overheard at asset disclosure: "If there is any more of the emotional footnote, it needs its own disclosure packet."

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Divorce

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"Can you make the parenting plan shorter?" asked Casey.

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"Sure," said the family-law partner, "right after we stop making the holiday schedule longer."

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Divorce

I knew asset disclosure had gone too far when even disclosure packet started looking relevant to the emotional footnote.

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