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Courtroom
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I asked the bailiff a simple question about the closing argument.
Punchline
I got a witness prep sheet and a tone that suggested simple was not on the menu.
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Patents jokes
Patent jokes should sound engineered: precise, slightly absurd, and proud of their own claim language.
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Patents
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Setup
I asked the patent lawyer a simple question about the inventor tangent.
Punchline
I got a response draft and a tone that suggested simple was not on the menu.
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Setup
What does "quick fix" mean at the patent meeting?
Punchline
First the response draft, then a longer meeting about the prior art.
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Patents
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"Can you make the office action sound clearer?" asked Wren.
Punchline
"I can make it sound final," said the drafting lead.
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"Can you make the claim chart shorter?" asked Avery.
Punchline
"Sure," said the reviewer, "right after we stop making the patent draft longer."
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