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Paralegals jokes

Paralegal jokes should punch upward. Precision, organization, and the quiet knowledge of who really saved the filing.

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I asked the bailiff a simple question about the closing argument.

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I got a witness prep sheet and a tone that suggested simple was not on the menu.

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Overheard at the production log: "If there is any more of the service list, it needs its own production log."

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What counts as progress at the production log?

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When the trial paralegal stops revising the signature packet long enough to blame the service list.

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The trial paralegal can say "under control" about the document mess with a perfectly straight face.

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That is what experience looks like.

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"Good news," said Sawyer, "I finally understand the document mess."

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"Then don't say it out loud in the war room," said the filing specialist.

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