I asked the bailiff a simple question about the closing argument.
I got a witness prep sheet and a tone that suggested simple was not on the menu.
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I asked the bailiff a simple question about the closing argument.
I got a witness prep sheet and a tone that suggested simple was not on the menu.
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Overheard at the production log: "If there is any more of the service list, it needs its own production log."
What counts as progress at the production log?
When the trial paralegal stops revising the signature packet long enough to blame the service list.
The trial paralegal can say "under control" about the document mess with a perfectly straight face.
That is what experience looks like.
"Good news," said Sawyer, "I finally understand the document mess."
"Then don't say it out loud in the war room," said the filing specialist.