I asked the bailiff a simple question about the closing argument.
I got a witness prep sheet and a tone that suggested simple was not on the menu.
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I asked the bailiff a simple question about the closing argument.
I got a witness prep sheet and a tone that suggested simple was not on the menu.
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The only thing longer than the outline was the explanation for the outline gap.
The only thing longer than the bench brief was the explanation for the class curve.
I knew exam week had gone too far when even outline tab started looking relevant to the final exam.
I asked the professor a simple question about the outline gap.
I got a practice memo and a tone that suggested simple was not on the menu.