I asked the bailiff a simple question about the closing argument.
I got a witness prep sheet and a tone that suggested simple was not on the menu.
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I asked the bailiff a simple question about the closing argument.
I got a witness prep sheet and a tone that suggested simple was not on the menu.
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The practice chair can say "non-billable" about the client optics with a perfectly straight face.
That is what experience looks like.
I asked the managing partner a simple question about the surprise edit round.
I got a profitability summary and a tone that suggested simple was not on the menu.
What does "quick fix" mean at the compensation committee?
First the comp memo, then a longer meeting about the margin target.
The only thing longer than the comp memo was the explanation for the client optics.