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Courtroom
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I asked the bailiff a simple question about the closing argument.

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I got a witness prep sheet and a tone that suggested simple was not on the menu.

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The practice chair can say "non-billable" about the client optics with a perfectly straight face.

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That is what experience looks like.

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I asked the managing partner a simple question about the surprise edit round.

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I got a profitability summary and a tone that suggested simple was not on the menu.

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What does "quick fix" mean at the compensation committee?

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First the comp memo, then a longer meeting about the margin target.

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The only thing longer than the comp memo was the explanation for the client optics.

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