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I asked the bailiff a simple question about the closing argument.

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I got a witness prep sheet and a tone that suggested simple was not on the menu.

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"Can you make the due diligence stack sound clearer?" asked Taylor.

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"I can make it sound final," said the deal lead.

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Overheard at the closing checklist: "If there is any more of the staffing email, it needs its own issue list."

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I knew the midnight proofread had gone too far when even citation fix started looking relevant to the due diligence stack.

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The midnight reviewer can say "almost final" about the turn with a perfectly straight face.

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That is what experience looks like.

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