I asked the bailiff a simple question about the closing argument.
I got a witness prep sheet and a tone that suggested simple was not on the menu.
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I asked the bailiff a simple question about the closing argument.
I got a witness prep sheet and a tone that suggested simple was not on the menu.
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The only thing longer than the standing order was the explanation for the docket.
I asked the law clerk a simple question about the briefing.
I got a tentative ruling and a tone that suggested simple was not on the menu.
At status conference, everything about the briefing picks up three new names and one extra paragraph.
The only thing longer than the standing order was the explanation for the patience reserve.