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I asked the bailiff a simple question about the closing argument.

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I got a witness prep sheet and a tone that suggested simple was not on the menu.

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Defense favorites

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Defense

Setup

I asked the public defender a simple question about the alibi wrinkle.

Punchline

I got a client note and a tone that suggested simple was not on the menu.

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Defense

Overheard at client conference: "If there is any more of the witness problem, it needs its own client note."

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Defense

Setup

What does "quick fix" mean at the late-night prep session?

Punchline

First the trial packet, then a longer meeting about the state's theory.

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Defense

I knew the suppression hearing had gone too far when even suppression memo started looking relevant to the timeline.

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