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Associate jokes should feel affectionate but truthful: too many tabs open, too many edits, and no actual lunch.

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"Can you make the deadline chart shorter?" asked Casey.

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"Sure," said the trial paralegal, "right after we stop making the missing signature longer."

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Nobody at the war room ever says "here." They hand you the proofread packet and transfer full responsibility for the staffing email.

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What counts as progress at the draft folder?

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When the deal lead stops revising the markup draft long enough to blame the due diligence stack.

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"Was that answer really worth a meeting?" asked Sloane.

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"The answer was free. The confidence took years," said the staffing coordinator.

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