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Courtroom jokes

Courtroom jokes work best when the room stays serious and the punchline does not. These are built for trials, benches, bailiffs, and dramatic pauses.

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Paralegals
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"Can you make the deadline chart shorter?" asked Casey.

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"Sure," said the trial paralegal, "right after we stop making the missing signature longer."

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Courtroom
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I knew sidebar had gone too far when even box of tabs started looking relevant to the closing argument.

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I knew sidebar had gone too far when even yellow pad started looking relevant to the sidebar drama.

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Courtroom
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Setup

"Can you make the bench memo shorter?" asked Avery.

Punchline

"Sure," said the jury foreperson, "right after we stop making the objection longer."

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