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"Can you make the deadline chart shorter?" asked Casey.

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"Sure," said the trial paralegal, "right after we stop making the missing signature longer."

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The only thing longer than the client note was the explanation for the plea pressure.

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At cross-examination, everything about the witness problem picks up three new names and one extra paragraph.

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I asked the client advocate a simple question about the state's theory.

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I got a client note and a tone that suggested simple was not on the menu.

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