How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One; the lawyer holds it while the rest of the world revolves around him.
Lawyer Jokes, divided based on different specialties within law.
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One; the lawyer holds it while the rest of the world revolves around him.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What’s the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes.
What’s the difference between lawyers and buzzards? Lawyers have removable wing tips.
What’s the definition of a lawyer? A mouth with a life support system.
What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell? No changes occur.
What’s the difference between God and an attorney? God doesn’t think he’s an attorney.
How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough.
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they’d rather keep their clients in the dark.