How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? Three–one to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company.
Jokes about Personal Injury Law.
Did you hear about the lawyer hurt in an accident? An ambulance stopped suddenly.
A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain. “I’m an attorney,” the wincing man said, “and this is going to cost you $5000.” “I’m sorry, I’m really sorry,” the concerned golfer replied. “But I …