How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one… Read More »How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Lawyer Fees
Jokes about Lawyer Fees
A dog ran into a butcher shop…
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor… Read More »A dog ran into a butcher shop…
My lawyer is too interested in making money
“I’m beginning to think that my lawyer is too interested in making money.” “Why do you say that?” “Listen to this from his bill: ‘For… Read More »My lawyer is too interested in making money
Can you tell me how much you charge?
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer. “Can you tell me how much you charge?”, said the client. “Of course”,… Read More »Can you tell me how much you charge?
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle… Read More »A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party
An old man was on his death bed
An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take some of his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor… Read More »An old man was on his death bed
What is a contingent fee?
When asked, “What is a contingent fee?” a lawyer answered, “A contingent fee to a lawyer means, if I don’t win your suit, I get… Read More »What is a contingent fee?
Difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee? A boxing referee doesn’t get paid more for a longer fight.
What new evidence could you have?
The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge’s chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying:… Read More »What new evidence could you have?
Innocent until proven broke
A man is innocent until proven broke.