How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services.

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3 thoughts on “How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?”

  1. i always heard it as:

    How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

    answer: How much money you got?

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  2. That’s 53.

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  3. You definitely deserve bonus points for pointing out the incorrect math. This joke has been here for years and no one else has ever commented on the total being wrong.

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