How do you tell if it is REALLY cold outside? A lawyer has his hands in his own pockets
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How can you spot a lawyer or politician walking down the street? He will have his hands in someone else’s pockets.
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one… Read More »How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, lawyers only screw us.
What’s wrong with lawyer jokes? Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and nobody else thinks they’re jokes.
Why have some cities outlawed lawyers from going to the beach? Because the cats keep trying to bury them in the sand.
If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two… Read More »If you are stranded on a desert island…
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.
What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the… Read More »Difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?