Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
Questions and Answers
Law question and answer jokes
What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand.
Why did God make snakes just before lawyers? To practice.
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? Take your foot off his head.
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? No? Good!
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum? The bucket.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.
What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention? The caterer.