Questions and Answers

What do lawyers do after they die? They lie still.

How can you tell a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interested.

Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort? Because they’re used to doing all of their lying indoors.

What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them, but you never see them.

Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor? No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.

When lawyers die, why don’t vultures eat them? Even a vulture has taste.