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What do lawyers do after they die?

What do lawyers do after they die? They lie still.

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

How can you tell a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interested.

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Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort?

Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort? Because they’re used to doing all of their lying indoors.

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What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?

What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them, but you never see them.

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Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor?

Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor? No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.

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When lawyers die, why don’t vultures eat them?

When lawyers die, why don’t vultures eat them? Even a vulture has taste.

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