Why have some cities outlawed lawyers from going to the beach? Leave a Comment / Questions and Answers / By admin Why have some cities outlawed lawyers from going to the beach? Because the cats keep trying to bury them in the sand. Please wait... Related posts: Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort? What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? When attorneys die, why do they bury them 600 feet underground?