"Can you make the deadline chart shorter?" asked Casey.
"Sure," said the trial paralegal, "right after we stop making the missing signature longer."
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"Can you make the deadline chart shorter?" asked Casey.
"Sure," said the trial paralegal, "right after we stop making the missing signature longer."
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The only thing longer than the comp memo was the explanation for the realization chart.
At the boardroom, everything about the pitch narrative picks up three new names and one extra paragraph.
What counts as progress at the client pitch?
When the origination lead stops revising the profitability summary long enough to blame the staffing plan.