Why have some cities outlawed lawyers from going to the beach?
Because the cats keep trying to bury them in the sand.
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If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer twice.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
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What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
To practice.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.
