How many lawyer jokes are there?
Just two, all the rest are true.
Dec 27
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
Dec 27
Why does California have the most attorneys, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps?
New Jersey got first pick.
Dec 27
What’s black and brown and looks good on an attorney?
A doberman pinscher.
Dec 27
When attorneys die, why do they bury them 600 feet underground?
Because deep down, they’re really nice guys.
Dec 27
If you drop a snake and an attorney off the Empire State Building, which one hits first?
Who cares?
Dec 27
How can you tell the difference between a dead skunk and a dead attorney on the road?
The vultures aren’t gagging over the skunk.
Dec 27
What’s the difference between an attorney and a pit bull?
Jewelry.
Dec 27
What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.
Dec 27
What’s the definition of mixed emotions?
Watching your attorney drive over a cliff in your new Ferrari.
