Dec 27

How many lawyer jokes are there?

Just two, all the rest are true.

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Dec 27

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Dec 27

Why does California have the most attorneys, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got first pick.

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Dec 27

What’s black and brown and looks good on an attorney?

A doberman pinscher.

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Dec 27

When attorneys die, why do they bury them 600 feet underground?

Because deep down, they’re really nice guys.

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Dec 27

If you drop a snake and an attorney off the Empire State Building, which one hits first?

Who cares?

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Dec 27

How can you tell the difference between a dead skunk and a dead attorney on the road?

The vultures aren’t gagging over the skunk.

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Dec 27

What’s the difference between an attorney and a pit bull?

Jewelry.

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Dec 27

What do lawyers use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Dec 27

What’s the definition of mixed emotions?

Watching your attorney drive over a cliff in your new Ferrari.

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