Dec 27

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One; the lawyer holds it while the rest of the world revolves around him.

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Dec 27

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points.

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Dec 27

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Dec 27

What’s the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon?

The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes.

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Dec 27

What’s the difference between lawyers and buzzards?

Lawyers have removable wing tips.

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Dec 27

What’s the definition of a lawyer?

A mouth with a life support system.

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Dec 27

What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?

No changes occur.

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Dec 27

What’s the difference between God and an attorney?

God doesn’t think he’s an attorney.

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Dec 27

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

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Dec 27

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they’d rather keep their clients in the dark.

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