Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
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What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
Dec 27
Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
To practice.
Dec 27
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Dec 27
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.
Dec 27
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
No? Good!
Dec 27
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum?
The bucket.
Dec 27
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.
Dec 27
What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
The caterer.
Dec 27
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
If one side has one, the other side has to get one.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
Once launched, they can’t be recalled.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
When they land, they prevent anything from functioning for the next hundred years.
