What’s the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Dec 26
No, Jimmy, I distinctly said that you can halve your allowance if you mow the lawn. That’s why we ask for things in writing.
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Dec 27
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was standing. St. Peter greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line into a comfortable chair by his desk.
The lawyer said, “I don’t mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?”
St. Peter replied, “Well, I’ve added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 150 years old!”
Dec 27
What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.
Dec 27
When lawyers die, why don’t vultures eat them?
Even a vulture has taste.
Apr 07
How do you tell if it is REALLY cold outside?
A lawyer has his hands in his own pockets
Apr 07
How can you spot a lawyer or politician walking down the street?
He will have his hands in someone else’s pockets.
Jan 21
According to the Illinois Workers Compensation Laws, the employer is who is responsible for paying for workers’ compensation. Continue reading »
Jan 21
Illinois workers’ compensation benefits are NOT considered as income. Continue reading »
Jan 17
The Illinois Workers compensation laws provide benefits in several categories.
Continue reading »
Jan 01
In most instances, the Illinois Workers Compensation Laws cover any injury that is caused in part or entirely as a result of the person’s job. Continue reading »
Jan 01
The Illinois Workers Compensation laws cover almost all workers that are hired in Illinois, injured in Illinois (while working) or whose company is based in the state of Illinois. Continue reading »
Dec 29
According to the State of Illinois website, the state legislature created an agency in 1913 designed to resolve disagreements between employers and their injured workers. This agency had always been called the Illinois Industrial Commission; however, effective January 1, 2005, the agency was renamed the Illinois Workers’ Compensation Commission. Continue reading »
Dec 28
(This post is not a joke and is not meant to be satire!)
I’ve started to do a little research on Workers Compensation Law. If you do a quick google search, you’ll find that there are a gazillion sites out there for lawyers with information saying you need to contact them right away for assistance. They claim that if you try to handle your case without a lawyer, you are just playing into the hands of the insurance companies. Continue reading »
Dec 27
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services.
